We need more tacky cards!

I just got a new right hip. I now have one bun of steel.

I'm better! 

The good news is I can walk with my cane now and let Johnny Walker sit and not have to hold my weight all the time.

Bad news - my heart is still flopping around, my voice is crackly and weak, and I have some trouble breathing, and I LIKE breathing!

Thank you!!! for the cards, socks, pictures, good wishes and poems.

The thing I heard most often was how hard it was to find really bad, tasteless cards. Write your senator and representative. We need more tacky cards. But you did great and I have a stack of almost 100 cards and notes. Some of you sent sweet, very tasteful cards and those were precious. We smiled and laughed out loud.

ONE OF THE BEST

Simply a folded over piece of brown paper which said,

I called the White House.

I talked to the president.

He said

I WILL MAKE YOUR HIP GREAT AGAIN!!!

(inside were the words)

AND MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT.

This morning I thought - that's not wo funny after the shutdown - but hey -

It's still funny!

So I hope to give you weakly updates.

I'm working on BOOB Girls XI every day now and right now - I want any old people jokes you've saved. Email them as a response to this blog. 

Next week - more cards and an update on what's happening to the girls.

I love you all and I thank you again!